The TV Addict 

That sound you hear? The one that resembles broken glass being stepped on and being crunched and ground further into even smaller pieces? That would be the sound of the utter destruction of all my hopes to write a script that would make me millions of dollars, get Scarlett Johansson attached to star in it, leading her to meet with me to discuss her character which then subsequently would lead to her hopelessly falling in love with me, and my ineffable wit and adorably geeky charm. Given the announcement that she is now engaged to hunky Ryan Reynolds (dammit, why it’d have to be someone I have nothing against and actually like?!), I guess I’ll just have to settle for making millions of dollars off of my scripts. Le sigh.