The REEL Addict 

Watching the trailer for MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3-D recently, I was moderately intrigued early on thanks to its shamelessly cheesy, old-school bad horror movie indulgence of its gimmicky approach. But then the trailer ended with a promise that “Nothing says date movie like a 3-D ride to hell.”

After a moment of stunned silence, I slowly turned to my friend and said, “Well… now I have to see this movie.”

Seriously…Is it just me, or how can you not want to reward an amazingly ridiculous tagline like that? It may be the best thing I’ve heard since sliced bread. And yes, I am capable of hearing bread.