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REEL News: Knights versus Vampires

May 7th, 2008

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It’s a little known historical fact that after the Knights Templar stopped their shenanigans during the Crusades and decided to head home, they encountered an army of pesky medieval vampires setting their sights (and teeth) on destroying the Holy Grail. Adamant on not running away, the Knights stood their ground

Historians and aspiring screenwriters Adam Torchia and Justin Stanley have taken it upon themselves to draw attention to this forgotten piece of the world’s past by turning it into a film, one being produced by Timbur Bekmambetov (director of NIGHT WATCH, DAY WATCH, the upcoming WANTED) and Marc Platt, who feel it to be their moral obligation to assist Torchia and Stanley in making everyone aware of the valiant and noble efforts of the Knights Templar who may very well have saved our world from being shrouded in overwhelming orthodontist bills, pale skin, and gaudy trenchcoats.

Source: The Hollywood Reporter

2 Responses to “REEL News: Knights versus Vampires”

Philip John Says:

Sounds like someone read Dracula vs. King Arthur. I hope people realize the Beraneks beat these guys to it already.

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